Sunday, July 24, 2011

Apple <= Orange

Apples are apples and Oranges are Oranges....

An apple is not an orange and neither is an orange an apple. Though some apples are oranges but percentage of oranges being apple is lesser than or equal to Yeddy-boy's chances of retaining his CM seat.

The phrase "apples are apples and oranges are oranges" is more quoted than Arnab goswami's phrase "Let me interrupt you here for a minute" and it has become one of the most widely accepted laws of science.

Frequent Q & A answered by Einstein
  • But aren't oranges, as apples are, fruits?
Ahh, but recent evidence has clearly proven that oranges are actually closely related to the three(or six for that matter)-toed sloth, which is clearly not a fruit, despite many shared qualities between the two.
  • Isn't it true that oranges, just like apples, exist?
This could not be further from the truth; apples have not been proven to exist, therefore they do not. 

  • Both apples and oranges are round, right?
This is a very good question but it was apple that fell on Newton's head and not an orange., therefore oranges are not round.

Inference : Hens Proved!!! APPLES ARE APPLES AND ORANGES ARE ORANGES...

Courtesy : Uncyclopedia.



2 comments:

anusha said...

It would be fun if the 'Annoying orange' ppl did an episode on this :D

shilpa said...

lol, that would be fun. or may be they should just leave us alone for a change